Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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