Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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