ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just pynch a tree in the face
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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