You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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