Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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