I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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