would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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