Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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