porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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