you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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