Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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