just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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