Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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