what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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