I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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