i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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