So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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