so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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