I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Randomize
