Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
from now on my penis is your penis
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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