and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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