i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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