thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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