Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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