please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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