the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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