She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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