he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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