yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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