hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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