At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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