yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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