i'm signing you up for texting rehab
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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