can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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