Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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