You're so nebulous sometimes
Can i not drive my cunt home
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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