why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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