haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Your cock deserves a montage
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
