Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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