im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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