I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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