Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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