Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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