Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I have fence marks all over my body
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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