you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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