Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
