I can't watch pbs sober anymore
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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