Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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