Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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