Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
