walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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