Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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