I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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