I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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