Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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