That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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